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I feel exactly like a seahorseclass council elections are coming up soon
THIS GUY
hahaha… he’s not even running for president
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| author: | she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup |
| english teacher: | even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast |